Retarded
Seems like the job at Spagheddies wasn't what I expected it to be. They want someone who is going to be committed to the job for a long time, and I am a fickle minded bastard who can't make up his mind. Therefore conclusion is, fuck that, just carry on in PB for like a month or 2.
I'm too lazy to know new people, too lazy to introduce myself, too lazy to prove my worth at work, too lazy to adjust to new places.
At least I'm not in those jobs whereby u have to pester everyone to buy a ticket to "save the children" for 10 bucks so that u can earn $1 commission for every booklet u sell. There's this retard down at Raffles, he is the what u define as....fucking irritating. Not only he comes and pester u, he tried to act friendly, say wow good looking u are and u make him drool, how much he believes in what a good person u are. Then to top if off, he gives personalised accents to whoever he is talking to.
Yeah u read it right, he is that fucking desperate, and I think he need to get his geography right. He comes to me, telling me that I look KOREAN, but talks to me like a Honkie trying to sell me bah kua. First of all, I DO NOT LOOK KOREAN. I dont have sqinty eyes, I dont have long frizzy hair. If u want a Korean, THIS is how a Korean looks like.
Notice the squinty eyes and long hair, that's a full blooded Korean right there. Now compare this with my best attempt at being Korean.
I couldn't wait for myhair to grow for this pic, so this is the best thing I could do to look Korean. And if I look like that all the time, I'd rather stab my tongue to the ground with a pitchfork.
Secondly, Koreans do NOT talk like Hong Kong people. Korea and HongKong are a FAR FAR way from each other. Probably he failed his geography, and as a result couldn't get into a tertiary sch. Which led to desperation which made him become the fucking Chameleon that he is today. Good job Juice Asia Marketing Pte Ltd(Printed on the back of his shirt).
Since I'm on this topic about retards, let's talk about retards in restaurants. I've been working in the restaurant for a good time now, so I've had my fair share of retards. I understand that some people are allergic to certain kinds of food products like maybe red meat or seafood. But the most retarded thing is to be allergic to MSG. I mean, how do u test these things? Feed them MSG by the spoonfull and see if they get rashes? How the hell can u PINPOINT that the MSG is the problem?
Speaking about allergies to seafood, Y do some people never learn. They KNOW they are allergic to seafood, but STILL FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, they show up in a SEAFOOD restaurant. Do I have to explain to u Y we only have SEAFOOD on our menu? If u want meat, please just take a walk down to the Black Angus, and get ur meal there. Do not show up in my restaurant and proceed to piss the living hell out of me.
The worse of the lot, are vegetarians. I don't know y, but vegetarians are just the FUSSIEST bunch of people I have ever seen. I'm not sure if it's the lack of proteins that seriously fuck up thier minds or something, but something is DEFINITELY wrong with thier minds. They show up at a seafood restaurant expecting a vegetarian menu. I mean seriously wtf. Which part of SEAFOOD don't u understand. Then they make up a big fuss about Y THE HELL DON'T WE HAVE A VEGETARIAN MENU. Y the hell should we have one? (Ok actually we do, but then I don't think u're worth going through all the trouble to get u ur oh so pure vegetarian food). Let's make a simple analogy shall we? I'm a carnivore, I walk into a vegetarian restaurant, then I ask for the meat menu. It's incredibly dumb right?
I know some of u are thinking, y attack them, they're just vegetarian. I don't have any problems with vegetarians, I just have a problem with stupid people. Unfortunately, my job scope requires me to deal with them all the time. That's right, I'm allergic to stupid people.
Seems like the job at Spagheddies wasn't what I expected it to be. They want someone who is going to be committed to the job for a long time, and I am a fickle minded bastard who can't make up his mind. Therefore conclusion is, fuck that, just carry on in PB for like a month or 2.
I'm too lazy to know new people, too lazy to introduce myself, too lazy to prove my worth at work, too lazy to adjust to new places.
At least I'm not in those jobs whereby u have to pester everyone to buy a ticket to "save the children" for 10 bucks so that u can earn $1 commission for every booklet u sell. There's this retard down at Raffles, he is the what u define as....fucking irritating. Not only he comes and pester u, he tried to act friendly, say wow good looking u are and u make him drool, how much he believes in what a good person u are. Then to top if off, he gives personalised accents to whoever he is talking to.
Yeah u read it right, he is that fucking desperate, and I think he need to get his geography right. He comes to me, telling me that I look KOREAN, but talks to me like a Honkie trying to sell me bah kua. First of all, I DO NOT LOOK KOREAN. I dont have sqinty eyes, I dont have long frizzy hair. If u want a Korean, THIS is how a Korean looks like.
Notice the squinty eyes and long hair, that's a full blooded Korean right there. Now compare this with my best attempt at being Korean.
I couldn't wait for myhair to grow for this pic, so this is the best thing I could do to look Korean. And if I look like that all the time, I'd rather stab my tongue to the ground with a pitchfork.
Secondly, Koreans do NOT talk like Hong Kong people. Korea and HongKong are a FAR FAR way from each other. Probably he failed his geography, and as a result couldn't get into a tertiary sch. Which led to desperation which made him become the fucking Chameleon that he is today. Good job Juice Asia Marketing Pte Ltd(Printed on the back of his shirt).
Since I'm on this topic about retards, let's talk about retards in restaurants. I've been working in the restaurant for a good time now, so I've had my fair share of retards. I understand that some people are allergic to certain kinds of food products like maybe red meat or seafood. But the most retarded thing is to be allergic to MSG. I mean, how do u test these things? Feed them MSG by the spoonfull and see if they get rashes? How the hell can u PINPOINT that the MSG is the problem?
Speaking about allergies to seafood, Y do some people never learn. They KNOW they are allergic to seafood, but STILL FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, they show up in a SEAFOOD restaurant. Do I have to explain to u Y we only have SEAFOOD on our menu? If u want meat, please just take a walk down to the Black Angus, and get ur meal there. Do not show up in my restaurant and proceed to piss the living hell out of me.
The worse of the lot, are vegetarians. I don't know y, but vegetarians are just the FUSSIEST bunch of people I have ever seen. I'm not sure if it's the lack of proteins that seriously fuck up thier minds or something, but something is DEFINITELY wrong with thier minds. They show up at a seafood restaurant expecting a vegetarian menu. I mean seriously wtf. Which part of SEAFOOD don't u understand. Then they make up a big fuss about Y THE HELL DON'T WE HAVE A VEGETARIAN MENU. Y the hell should we have one? (Ok actually we do, but then I don't think u're worth going through all the trouble to get u ur oh so pure vegetarian food). Let's make a simple analogy shall we? I'm a carnivore, I walk into a vegetarian restaurant, then I ask for the meat menu. It's incredibly dumb right?
I know some of u are thinking, y attack them, they're just vegetarian. I don't have any problems with vegetarians, I just have a problem with stupid people. Unfortunately, my job scope requires me to deal with them all the time. That's right, I'm allergic to stupid people.
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