Study Room Rant

Since my uncle is still humping my bed while sucking my family's finances and patience dry, I'm stuck in the computer room and I shall entertain myself with many paragraphs of shit that may or may not make sense at all.

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bi·sex·u·al (b-sksh-l) - Relating to or having a sexual orientation to persons of either sex.(As given by dictionary.com)

I find that bisexuality is bullshit. It's either u are gay/lesbian or u are not. There is no way in hell u can have the best of both worlds. Apparently some people think not.

Months ago, I was in the train on my way home. Then at this particular stop a group of people got in the train. Due to the lack of seats due to thier sheer size, they had to split up and 3 of them ended up sitting directly in front of me.

So here's the deal, sitting in the middle was a Filipino man, on his left was an Indian girl, on his right was a Indian man. So this Indian girl had her hands around the Filipino man's arms, and her head on his shoulders. This is a very normal situation to be in. Then the Indian man, out of fucking nowhere LEANS on the guy, and the Filipino man promptly replies with....his arms over the GUY'S shoulders. His friend even took a picture of it as if it was amazing to him also, and the guy just uses his left hand to give a thumbs up.

What...The...Fuck.

I had to poke my eyes and replace them with some back-up eyes I bought from the body shop to quadruplly trillion times confirm what had unraveled in front of me. I tried to deceive myself that the girl was his SISTER, and that he was just downright gay. Unless he is Michael-fucking-Jackson, I dont see the possibility of an Indian girl being siblings with a Filipino man.

I thought I had rid that memory when just now in the train it all happened again. Same thing, 2 guys and a girl. Guy A has arms over girl and girl is lying on his shoulders. Guy B then has his hands on guy A's thighs.

I think I didn't stress that enough.

Guy B then has his hands on guy A's thighs.

Godammit can't they keep thier hands on thier OWN thighs, even if u wanted to put ur hands on another person's thighs, make it of the opposite sex. I cannot stress enough how visually disturbing it is to see a guy touching another male's thighs.

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I was out with dear just now, and she was saying that she didn't want her child to talk to themselves while walking because it means they are just SIAO. Well I gave it some thought and I also have a top 5 list of things I wouldn't want my children to do.

5) Have Ashton Kutcher from my 70's show hairstyle. Fortunately I do have direct control over this. Can u imagine a 5 yr old kid with a hairstyle like that?

Actually...I just don't want to get Punk'd by my own child, it's embarassing.

4) Have them run around the train like the ice-skaters on Disney On Ice...all over the place. The moment I smell them doing that I'm going to chain them to the pole

3) Do drugs. It's ok if u want to go for underage smoking or drinking. BUT DON'T DO DRUGS. When I say drugs I mean designer drugs, not cheap stuff u find in the aerosol cans, there is dignity even when u are an addict.

2)Be homo. I just don't want to introduce my son's boyfriend or my daughter's girlfriend to anyone 30 years down the road.

1) Name themselves Jason/Michelle/Eric. No offence but I just have problems with these names. Wawhawhaw

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Recently there has been a brutal murder in Singapore involving 2 maids. Obviously, it made headlines on every tabloid available in Singapore. Understandable, since she DID chop that body up, but dammit, get over it already.

It's already bad enough that it's overhyped up to the max, then they have to drag the husband and kids into it? It was the mother who killed that woman, not the kids, not the husband or her father's uncle or her niece's cousins. U got the killer, deal with her first, y publicise the family? NOW everyone knows the mother killed someone in Singapore, and where ever they go they will be labeled as a killer's children.

Now the deceased husband admits to having a "fling" while the deceased was in Singapore busy being made into Kuay Chap. Great, he will now be known as "the bastard who cheated on a dead woman", good going New Paper.

Then they have to make it worse by exposing the whole Filipino community's sex lives. Do u seriously want to know who ur maid is sleeping with on a Sunday/Saturday? Do u want to engage in conversations with ur maids and discuss ur sex lives?

It doesn't make any sense y these idiots are even reporting this bullshit. I'd rather read a article on a cat being gang-raped by 6 mice simultaneously.